I DON'T WANNA UPDATE THIS PAGE!!! I LIKE IT!!!
Finally, I've set a goal for myself in life, and ain't nothin' gonna stop me from reachin it! What is that dream you may ask? To eat a bag of Doritos chips while starring in a major motion picture with Drew Carey. That's right. My guidance councilor always told me, "Boy, you gotta reach for the stars!" and by golly, I sure did! Thta's right, no more hula-hoop castration clinic work for this little ball of N-R-GEE...I'm goin' straight to the top, and I'm not stoping for NOBODY! ...well, maybe Mariah Carey in her Daydream years...BUT NOBODY ELSE! Onwards to the millenium!
BLEAAHHHHH:
- No more introduction needed for...Captitalism on CRACK!
- Comments? E-mail me.
- I'll have a deep fried lifesaver and a coke...bitch.
It's LAIN! Everbody go and love Lain! 
I made this in 1156X864 resolution so...don't expect anything on others ^_^
My Y2K plans
Just a few more days until the next millenium, and everybody's been making plans. Me? I've got mine all laid out. At exactly 12:00:01, January 1st, 2000, provided apocalypse doesn't show (maybe it got drunk and walked into a tree) I will proudly march into my bathroom and urinate. That's right, I plan to begin the new millenium with a symbolic urination on all the skeptics and fearmongers. Take THAT, time!
Update: Yes, I actually did do this. I'm currently in the running for the Nobel Prize in urine consitancy!
I'm imaginary! Don't click me!
Here's one of my renderings - click for more. If you don't have at least 16 bit color, well...you suck. Hi.
RANDOM QUOTES:
Welcome to Aolerica. Now corrupting your soul...
In retrospect, I don't have a soul.
My life is worth $8 and a bag of oreos.
Wake up in the morning, delete porno spam. Go to school, delete porno spam. Come home, delete porno spam. Go to bed, delete porno spam. Cry.
Welcome to America - the country that ignores the problem, and kills the consequence.
Shut up you insipid leech!
Hush! I'm busy driving a steak through the heartland of America.
Thou art not as sexy as Lawrence of Arabia!
Split me not, for middle aged billionaires are sexy! Buy Microsoft!!!!
Created 11.12.99
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